Ah, my classwork is finished. Time to focus on my first love... No, not my husband. Children? Think again. My job?! Good one. It is time for me to throw myself completely into compulsive television watching! And what better time to start? Lost is all new, and I'm wondering why Jack is playing football with the Others while Charlie plots out new ways not to die on the other side of the island. Will Hugo start losing weight? And what's up with Locke's legs anyway? The Sopranos are returning FINALLY. What new self-absorbed plans will Janice have for herself? Will Tony get whacked in the end? I'm dying here! And let's not forget the finale of I Love New York this week! Chance or Tango - who do I want to win and why? Do I choose the one who tortures her
the most, or the one who she will love? Do I want
Sistah Patterson to be outraged or subdued? It's all too much! What about the Amazing Race? Survivor? All My Children and weekend 90210 reruns? When will I find time to feed my kids and clean the house?
TiVo should come with some sort of nanny option, I say. How can anyone be a parent with so much quality television out there? I gotta go put the kids to bed, so I can settle in with the latest episode of Rome. Catch ya later.
Ah, my classwork is finished. Time to focus on my first love... No, not my husband. Children? Think again. My job?! Good one. It is time for me to throw myself completely into compulsive television watching! And what better time to start? Lost is all new, and I'm wondering why Jack is playing football with the Others while Charlie plots out new ways not to die on the other side of the island. Will Hugo start losing weight? And what's up with Locke's legs anyway? The Sopranos are returning FINALLY. What new self-absorbed plans will Janice have for herself? Will Tony get whacked in the end? I'm dying here! And let's not forget the finale of I Love New York this week! Chance or Tango - who do I want to win and why? Do I choose the one who tortures her
the most, or the one who she will love? Do I want Sistah Patterson to be outraged or subdued? It's all too much! What about the Amazing Race? Survivor? All My Children and weekend 90210 reruns? When will I find time to feed my kids and clean the house? TiVo should come with some sort of nanny option, I say. How can anyone be a parent with so much quality television out there? I gotta go put the kids to bed, so I can settle in with the latest episode of Rome. Catch ya later.
3 comments:
Before I had TiVo, someone said to me, "TiVo changed my life." I thought to myself, "Surely, he exaggerates." I now stand corrected.
Um, does anyone else see the uncanny resemblance between Hurley and Janice?
due to all the computer flibbidy floo i am finally back in session and loooooved your blog "makeover."
looks super. have it bookmarked.
will add you ask a fave when i makeover my own blog.
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