So after watching a near season of the NBC drama, I have had plenty of time to think of superpowers I wish I had. Do I want to read minds? See the future? Heal myself? Heck, no! Here is a list of powers this girl could really use:
- the ability to blink at a poopy diaper and have it regenerated as a fresh, dry one.
- the ability to lay a sleeping baby down at night and will him to stay that way until at least 7:30 a.m.
- power to eat as much ice cream, pizza, or mac and cheese from KFC without gaining an ounce.
- the power to create an extra Saturday whenever -- so that I can finish my homework and finish the latest episode of "I Love New York" on my TiVo.
- the ability to keep my car interior free of 6 month-old McDonald's fries, junk mail, and coffee cups.
And my personal goal/mission/dream for 2007:
- magically potty-train unwilling three year-olds!
Someone get me Mohinder Shuresh on the phone. If he can put me in touch with anyone with these truly useful abilities, perhaps I could pull a Peter Petrelli and absorb them!
1 comment:
Mo, you do NOT TiVo "I love New York," do you? (Just kidding...kind of.)
Just so you know, you're totally a superhero in my eyes, having two happy, healthy little boys. I can't even seem to master the pregnancy part!
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