Tell Me You Are Watching This TV Trash!

Alright. It turns out this is the fourth season of the prime-time phenomenon known as Dancing With The Stars. I turned on just this season (as I'm sure many 30-something women did) to watch Ian Ziering, previously of 90210 fame. And although I watched the first episode solely to see how Steve Sanders dances, I became hooked immediately -- much like a crack-addict who knows that it is completely horrible to ingest something with so many toxins. Let me tell you, there are plenty of toxins on this awful program. From Billy Ray Cyrus (the name itself toxic), to Leeza Gibbons -- and those are just the competitors! The Tuesday night elimination show could EASILY be 5 minutes in length, but it is drawn out over an hour with professional dancers and performers such as SURVIVOR. Not kidding. Eye of the Tiger, baby. Why do I watch? I cannot tell you. Honestly. I crave poopy TV. Ask my husband about my inexplicable compulsion to watch Celebrity Fit Club (Tiffany, and Marsha Brady fighting with Screetch. Are you KIDDING me?!). But that is a celeb-reality endorsement for another day. In the meantime I'll be tuned in to former boy-band idols dancing Sambas in Star Wars costumes. You think I made that up? Tune in to ABC this Monday and find out!