Sunday, September 07, 2008

Names Have Been Changed...

...to protect the not-so-innocent.

  • (Mrs. March is on duty at afternoon recess. Two 7 year-old girls approach.)
  • Sally: Mrs. March, Joe hit meeeeee.
  • Mrs. March: Tell Joe to come talk to me.
  • (Joe approaches with scowl and head down.)
  • Mrs. March: Did you hit Sally?
  • Joe: (mumble) Yes.
  • Mrs. March: Why did you hit Sally?
  • (enormous pause with Joe wearing a "thinking look.")
  • Mrs. March: Why did you hit Sally?
  • Joe: ummmm... She had a plan to hit me.

I have a plan to give my recess duty to my student teacher...

3 comments:

Abigail said...

You have a student teacher- lucky!!

HLM said...

Hi Maureen!
I am speechless! Please write again... I am SO glad to see you and hear about you and I can't wait to catch up more. I've clicked the box below that says email follow up comments to my email...hopefully that will work and we can talk on email instead of the very public forum blogs provide. Thank you for looking at mine, by the way.
Yay!
Heather

Alan said...

Send them to Mr. Miller!!!