*This post inspired by Tia mentioning Mom Jeans in her blog*
"Put on your Mom Jeans," is a jingle from an SNL commercial, which WOULD have me laughing soda through my nose if I WEREN'T a mother. I am mystified by the shelf belly created by post-pregnancy. Apparently it remains forever if it is not treated with plastic surgery. Stretch marks I could live with - I don't need to wear two piece swimwear. It is the shelf which cannot be hidden, Mom Jeans or not. "Maureen," you say, "you only had a baby three weeks ago. Surely, your body will return to normal." Only if my name were Jennifer Garner or Denise Richards. Who am I trying to kid? I didn't look like either one of them before either. So, bring on the Mom Jeans. I promise not to wear them with tucked-in collared shirts and little belts.
2 comments:
If you wait long enough, maybe high-rise "mom" jeans will be cool again. And what are you talking about? You're way hotter than Jennifer Garner and Denise Richards. Seriously. (Besides, they're both really dumb.)
Mo you crack me up. Am honored to have inspired such a post, and that picture was RAD!As for future costume needs, we are set if we have a pair of mom jeans to don for all hallows eve. Any moms I know wanna crash the S.E.P. Halloween dance dressed as a mom?:O)
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