
A week with no new Bret episode is like a week with no sunshine. Sigh. Return, piece of television that sticks to the bottom of your shoe like irritating gum pieces!

And does anyone else remember this hook-, I mean, LADY, Meghan, from Beauty and the Geek?! I can't stop watching this show. It seems the worse the VH1 reality television, the more I am riveted (stay tuned for posts about Celebrity Rehab). I: don't need nothin'/but a good time/and it don't get better than this! Or perhaps it does indeed get better than this, and I just can't find it... Regardless, if you wish to be dumber after a television experience, this might do the trick. Bret! Come back! I'll be swaying a lighter as I hold vigil!