Monday, June 25, 2007

Mexico, Zoos, and Trains

That title may sound like a bad Vin Diesel movie, but it was my last week. We are back from vacation. Again, for the six of you out there reading my blog, a few of you may not have known that my husband took me to Cabo for our five year wedding anniversary. I have two words for all of you (actually 1?): ALL-INCLUSIVE. Meals? Included. Drinks? Included. Room Service? Included. I SWAM up to the bar for a FREE drink. For those of you who may have enjoyed the phenomenon known as "all-inclusive," I realize you may be amused by my amazement. You must understand that it has been a while since anyone has served me an alcoholic beverage; and no one has ever had the pleasure of serving me POOLSIDE. I apologize for the need to use cap locks profusely. I shall change the subject now.
Upon arriving Stateside, we picked up our boys and headed to Portland for a weekend of family fun (because hotels, toddlers, and luggage up the ying/yang for two days CAN be fun, I assure you). Saturday was the zoo. Chase is the perfect age for this sort of thing. He loved being right up close to the animals through glass. He could've stayed at the penguin tank all day. We then headed to the Children's Museum next door. We had a good time, but people began to get cranky. Included is a picture of Hayden there before diapers, hunger, and fatigue became issues. Had we had enough fun yet? No way! Sunday we headed to Hood River to have our long anticipated, "Day Out With Thomas." Prior to boarding the passenger cars pulled by the famous engine, we engaged in some Thomas schenanigans. These included, but were not limited to purchasing expensive items in gift shop, obtaining balloon animals which teething little brothers will pop at a later date, and playing with pre-structured wooden Thomas tracks that will not be ours too keep. Here you see Chase's first tattoo: James the red engine (we will cry when his face rubs off in the tub three days later). We boarded the train with the "real" Thomas engine (which doesn't really pull the train, but let's keep that information on the DL), for a 30-minute ride through the Hood River scenery. Thomas music played throughout the journey, and everyone received their co-engineer certificates signed by Sir Toppomhatt himself. I realize this means nothing to you if you are not familiar with the inhabitants of the Island of Sodor, but trust me, someone is sleeping with that certificate right now. And after that? A quick stop at "HappyDonald's," and a grueling five-hour car ride home. Worth all the tears, yawns, and fits about never returning to the hotel elevator? Completely. But I am ever so glad to be home.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Essure? Ah... Sure!

So, perhaps a few of you (from the six people who read my blog) already know I recently had a procedure. I have had some problems of the woman variety for about a year, and it turns out that I had twin polyps in my uterus (sorry, ladies, but I didn't get a copy of the ultrasound picture for that one). Naturally, my doctor wanted to remove them during a hysteroscopy. My response? "While you're in there, do you think...?" And so, he turned me on to the new alternative to tying/burning/squishing tubes. I need not explain, as the lovely diagram to the right does it for me. I will tell you that I had general anesthesia, and I felt FINE the next day. Just like a nasty period. Vicatin and Ibuprofen are my friends. And now micro-inserts are too. Some of you may be wondering (or not, if I have spoken to you recently) how I feel about never reproducing again. The idea of it may sound sad, but I am relieved. I spent my young adult life preventing pregnancy. Then there was a brief period of time when I took pregnancy tests and hoped they were positive (Mom, I promise I have only peed on three sticks - one for Chase and two for Hayden; I couldn't get his test results for 48 hours). But I feel accomplished knowing that my child-conceiving days are finished. Not to brag, but I did expunge two amazing boys from my uterus. In conclusion, I whole-heartedly recommend this procedure to those of you ready to say no to birth control pills and contractions. The rest of you may make babies with my blessing.

Alice Cooper and I agree,

SCHOOOOOOOOL'S.... OUT!....FOR.... SUMMER!!!!!